It is chaos in the Auditorium. Dust sheets over the plush velour seating, excavations, machinery, archaeologists, squabbling quantum physicists.....and a huge stinking hoofed leg is being hoisted up to the surface.

We eavesdrop on some big argey-bargey between Paul Spero, who turns out to be Prospero, and Titania and Oberon – who have been holed up in the tunnels below ever since Prospero drowned his Booke of Spells 400 years ago........

….and so into The CUBE…

They describe their ordeal....how they lost their Italian trousers and were given Elizabethan replacements by a bunch of Capulets in the teeming corridors deep down belooooow....

Chrissy conducts The Lotus Pedals Orchestra and the Rough Magyck Documentary begins. Their thesis: with Descartes and the Enlightenment came the Death of Faerie; the Mechanistic Universe versus the Animistic World. The Faeries are now no more than soppy sugar-plums and adornments on detergent bottles......